Oh, they want everyone to read the tiny print and then get mad at the server and not leave a tip, because what they want is to punish their employees for actually making a little more money. That is the ONLY reason to put that notice on.

And why would an owner whine publicly on the receipt before the guest has a chance to tip his own employee better?

Brad made it very clear to Soudant that this was all part of the audition process.

He should use this pic for his passport

Juror 7.5 billion: I detest him with every fiber of my being and I hope he dies painfully.

Y’all missed this one...

Not only does the accused look like he committed insider trading, your honor, he looks like he’s proud of it and doesn’t think it should be illegal.

I am not the slightest bit surprised to hear that he’s not even a Wu fan, that he bought it just to own something no one else could have.

“I didn’t kill him, Your Honor, the pavement did.”

Yup...definitely a dick...

I feel like walking into your jury interview or whatever it’s called and seeing that turd would be a gift from the gods, if only you could play dumb for long enough to get onto the jury and then nail him to the wall!

My sadistic friend lives in NYC and had sex with him twice; they met through a private Facebook meme group (whatever that means) and agreed to meet at a local bar, after which he took her to his place with a friend. He has a small and very mediocre penis; I can confirm this. His apartment is also scant, and he played…

Martin Shkreli out for a morning jog:

I genuinely considered myself a nonviolent person until I read about this man and saw that evil smirk. I would totally punch him dead in his face if I met him, and my jail sentence/probation would totally be worth it.

Juror No. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.

Looks like a dick, walks like a dick, talks like a dick, probably only cares about his dick, yep, is dick!

My doxie cannot figure out that “friendly bark” and “Imma kill you bark” are supposed to sound different. He will piss himself with joy if he sees a child (because children have crumbs and boogers and other deliciousness on them) but still barks likes he’s going to eat them whole. Otherwise he won’t pick a fight with…

I named my dog, Ed, after Eddard Stark. He’s awesome, but didn’t look like a Ned, so Ed was the next best thing.