Audio of the call leaked.

Can we talk for a minute about how fucking adorable Miley and Liam are? Visiting hospitals, wearing matching jammies, saving the animals, etc.?

Jesus the comments on that TMZ link to Andy Cohen and his boyfriend on vacation are......just...so....lame. Makes me grateful for you all today, and no matter our differences at least the commenters here are not totally juvenile and crass and have no impulse control and just spew whatever the fuck hateful bullshit…

I cackled, cackled, just reading the first couple of sentences before I even clicked on the post. The gossip itself is juicy, but the way Bobby presents it is the real story, delightful and so worth reading.

We all would like to pretend we are above it but deep down in our petty, bitchy little hearts we know better

I got a piece of a toothpick stuck between two molars the other day and it took nearly an hour to get it out, so I basically know how the Jews felt as they were fleeing Egypt.

I realize now this is why I feel so connected to the still open wounds from genocide in Rwanda... That time I stubbed my toe! I totally understand the Tutsi now.

I got a paper cut while reading a recipe for dog biscuits and now I feel the pain of every dog who has to wait for the biscuits to cool before scarfing them down. Their pain is real along with the 15 minute wait.

I tore off half of my fingernail in a dog-leash/excitable Lab accident and now I truly understand the tragedy of the Trail of Tears and the plight of the Cherokee Nation.

Solid Dirt Bag to end our dry spell! I actually laughed out loud at that LiLo quote.

My nephew’s circumcision went very, very badly and now I understand what President-elect Trump has been dealing with all his life. It’s nice when we can relate to our celebrities through our personal experiences.

That’s nothing. I got a nasty splinter at my aunt and uncle’s cabin in Colorado years ago. Since then I’ve had a plan for peace in the Middle East that i’ve tried to get heard but no one will take seriously. I even slept at a Holiday Inn Express to make it sound more credible.

the two of them are made for each other because they are both talentless and pathetic!”

I get it, Lindsay. I cut off the tip of my finger while chopping sweet potatoes and now I truly understand the plight of the Maori.

I MADE IT NICE

It’s very easy to win a Real Housewives fight. In response to anything mean you say, just tell them ‘At least I’m owning it and saying it to your face.’ That one sentence automatically absolves you of anything bad you say, as long as you admit you’re saying it and say it to their face.