I posted this on Groupthink, but I suppose it bears repeating:

somewhere between 8 and 9 i assumed it was jessica chastain proudly displaying the remains of the last person to ever confuse her with bryce dallas howard.

Actually, I’m not a huge fan of Beyonce. I like her just fine, but “huge fan” would be a mischaracterization. An artist doesn’t have to be my favorite for me to talk about them.

I think it’s more of people being tired of certain people’s need to SH*T over everything. To see the world as grey and horrible and make damn sure everyone else knows that they are not allowed to enjoy anything in life.

Again - no, but I suppose I wasn’t clear with my initial premise, because I think she’s a singer/dancer/performer of above-average talent. Doing any one of those things well would be an accomplishment, but she does them all - which makes her IMHO mega-talented. That said, there are hundreds, possibly thousands, of…

Sometimes the Beyonce fanbase and minorly the Beyonce brand itself reminds me of “Just For Yourself” from Crazy Ex Girlfriend. Like uhmm wait huh?

Short answer: NO.

I love her ever since she elbowed that asswad in the face when he tried to pick her up. She’s cool with me.

He is also chronically addicted to strippers and insta models 

“It covered a lot of her body, unfortunately, but it received millions of hits,” Hilfiger continued.

My understanding of their relationship is that he’s willing to take whatever she’ll offer him, and sometimes that’s friendship and sometimes it’s fuckbuddyship. That period a couple months ago was the fuckbuddy phase, but now Rihanna’s found something better to do and he’s back to the friend role. If she whistled, I’m…

Hilfiger, like many pretentious male fashion designers, seems like such a prick to work for. I like Gigi, I never hear about her name in any mess, all she wants to do is be a pretty, rich socialite model and I can respect that. Screw him for bashing her, especially since she was the face (and helped design I believe)…

I was thinking they would put me out to pasture.

The janitor’s closet.

I wonder what they’d put me in. A tent? One of those golf domes?

I forget exactly what he said but Mugatu insulting Hilfiger right to his face was the biggest laugh I got out of Zoolander 2. And I liked it more than most people did.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again - I really think we need to have a Jezebel VPR viewing party every week. #glorious