Right? Furniture or empire?

I’m so glad my daughter’s invisible friend Coden Boden only did things like “take vacations on Mars” and not “fortell my imminent demise.”

WTF Denne?

See this is so much more terrifying than fake imaginary furniture stories. The scariest thing to happen to me was I went to a concert in a not great part of the city and all the parking was on the street and apparently street lights hadn’t been invented yet so it was dark as balls. Decided to leave early and on the…

what would that entail? sitting around, doing nothing, waiting for the attention and adoration of others whilst simultaneously being indifferent to it?

Albert - Zachary Levi
Mae - Dot Jones
Conrad Birdie - James Marsden
Kim - Leighton Meester
Mr. McAfee - Stephen Colbert
Mrs. McAfee - Jennifer Love Hewitt (we need two J.Los!)
Hugo- Joseph Gordon Levitt

Bobby - I also have a special place in my heart for “Bye Bye Birdie”

So cmon folks, lets cast this shit right now:

Albert
Mae
Conrad Birdie
Kim
Mr. McAfee
Mrs. McAfee
Hugo

“I’m just a Spanish tamale according to Mae

My favorite part of that scene from the movie is the guy with the rotary phone in his car.

1995 TV version with Jason Alexander or nothing!

bye bye sugarrrrrrrrrrrrrr hello patioooooooooooooooooo

I figure as long as I am interacting with people 40 hours a week at work and maintaining weekly/biweekly meals with local close relatives, I’m doing just fine. My parents and brother (wife, kid) both live within 10 minutes and another brother (wife, 4 kids!) lives an hour away.

Yeah, but do you demand someone find you a date upon meeting them? I’m not referring to wanting to date someone and checking around with friends to see if they can set you up. I’m commenting on her telling everyone she meets, “Find me a boyfriend!” from day one.

I don’t know if it’s normal, but it felt like a violation to me. I got really tense and bitchy and I’m normally not either.

Ok first, we might very well be the same person. The last person I dated, half the reason we broke up was that one of my dogs didn’t respect him. He a border collie and like 75 pounds and whenever he meets a man, he will hump that man’s leg, as if to say, “This lady is mine. Don’t get any ideas who’s top dog here.”…

We might be the same person. Just add in there “is it cool if I bring my dogs?” Cause of course I can’t leave them alone extended periods of time!

I will never understand this desire to BE WITH SOMEONE. I understand that it’s human nature to want to pair up and be part of a couple (or trio or whatever) but until I am literally faced with someone I would consider dating, the idea completely does not appeal to me.

“Woke”ness is a continual process, not a state of being.

I always try to remember this. It’s so easy to pounce on people for things they “should” know, but we all learned things at some point! I grew up outside North America and used to say the “N word” (quoting lyrics, mimicking its use in movies). Moved here, learned the history etc. and why it’s totally inappropriate for…