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Verbs overrated.

Please take all my stars. I have no idea why I find this ongoing joke as hilarious as I do, but it gets me every time.

“No teaching!”

I assume your question was asked in a similar manner?

“Yup, He’s Gray Now!”

‘Listen have you ever thought about real estate? You’ll make a hell of a lot more money than you will teaching.’

As if the American public needed anything further to show him as a sexist pig! I’m confident a few other gems will appear in the coming days.

Who?

Her, John Oliver, and No-Fucks-To-Give-Obama make my day

Your grandmother saying “Oh, I can visit for special occasions” is so much like what my grandfather said to me in a dream-but-not-a-dream about a year after he died. I told him I was sad that he couldn’t see us any more, and that my baby sister “Laura” had started walking. He said, super casually, “Oh, I know Laura is

NO turn me back to when I was a giant skeptic, a whole 3 minutes ago. I don’t like change!!!

It’s very sweet that his daughter came for him but she could have been a lot less creepy about it,

Aw, it’s so sad you didn’t get to talk for a while.

A very very good friend of mine passed away after a long battle with breast cancer, in July of last year. At the time of her death she was so very thin and gaunt, her body giving out. A couple days (or the day after)she died she came to me in a dream. She was wearing like a black kaftan and she was SO FAT. She was

This just happened, on the 1st of this month.

But how is babby ghost formed?

I’ve had very odd dreams about people after they died. When my grandmother died, I had constant dreams about her. We were so close that at the funeral many of our family friends came up to me specifically to give their condolences and say things like “I know this must be especially difficult for you, she loved you so

I run often, on trails when I can, especially during our deep South summers, where any shade is a blessing. I usually run with our two huskies, who look like wolves and who I consider to be a pretty damn good deterrent to anyone who might bother me when we’re out.