Said crackpipes may be genetically embedded into those individuals selecting NP...all 327 of them...

You had me at “Christopher Nolan is getting hosed”.

+1 Valour

Soooo many questions remain...maybe the thread will provide fruitful in figuring out the rest of the identities! Fellow Kinja-goes, I ask you...who fits the role of Omar?

Perjury can apply to correspondence written while under oath...so...

I mean nixon released hilariously obfuscated transcriptions as well so i wouldnt put much stock in the transcription.

“The GREAT John C. Stennis has offered to review the very FAIR transcripts of my call with the wonderful President of Ukrane!!!  Dems will loose their minds over ANYTHING to have PRESIDENTIAL HARRASMENT as rallying cry!!!”

JFC...finest Kinja I’ve read in awhile

I’ll admit, it was a cheeky move by the Swiss

I noticed you left out the greatest BBQ chips ever conceived: Grippos.

Or ‘Naugh Doggin It

+1 Silk Robes and Kimonos

100% correct

Always keep the original boxes for TV’s, as the styrofoam packing inserts are cut to be molded to the actual shape of the TV.

The “Sean Taylor jersey, huh? I guess you could say I’m surprised he didn’t get shot” line...to soon?

+1 for the obvious yet overlooked

I’m sure it’s a stunning revelation...

45: [Prepares to make remarks about China and trade]

Yes, academia is political in a variety of ways...that much is spot-on.

Batman Building counts twice, muh dude