So, is somebody gonna post the Sage Rosenfels helicopter video, or do I have to to everything myself?

+1, this needs more stars

+1 Best Kinja-supplied WYTS idea yet

r/The_Donald called, they miss you dearly

“But it comes in gold too, like the tacky gold trim in (insert adjectives) hotels, right?”

Know who else claimed “I know nothing” AND happened to be part of a fascist regime?

“While Obama and Biden were enjoying ice cream sundaes in Hawaii, I was valiantly thwarting attempted sexual assaults on student athletes at Ohio State University,” Jim Jordan says. “I remember hearing calls for help and running towards the dangers in the locker room.”

+1 Shiny and Chrome all the way to Valhalla

(hits crack pipe)

+1, perfect post, perfect timing, perfect Kinja...

Either way, sounds like Uncle Ruckus won’t be enjoying that party regardless of justice doled out...

Better question is whether anything can be built smaller than the C-HR...

Five minutes in an interrogation room with Baroness and Pence easily spill the beans.

Failing to avoid being a womanizer and bigot has worked already, so why not try a different approach?

This is the correct take.

Laura Ingraham, shitting in a diaper to own the libs. What is it with horrible conservatives and a fixation on toilet issues?

I squarely blame all of Southeastern Indiana...and Carmel/Zionsville/Noblesville/Fishers

What the everloving fuck?! Is Indiana trapped in 1965?

Tank is a fresh and unique design something most small and large companies are not courageous enough to make. It’s a unique, different as one of the most powerful engines on any SUV on the planet. it has James Bond security features everyone who drives drives it or writes about it loves it.