Those kids must have grown up to be Toyota and Audi technicians because I swear every damn time I take those cars in for service, they come out sans valve stem caps.

Maybe no collusions but clear evidence of a foreign power acting under the golden exterior

This Probe looks like it hasn’t been involved in any collusion.

my aluminum ones seized onto the valve stems.   so i had to spend a saturday once with a dremel to be able to fill my perpetually-leaking chrysler alloy’s...

I starred you, not because I too use plastic caps, but because I was one of those annoying little shits.

In the UK, this joke now applies to Audi drivers. It was BMW for years, but for whatever reason it’s now Audi.

I’m not sure how many times I have to remind you people, the turn signals are there, they just flash in a color the poors can’t perceive. 

Only in the Dynamic Features You’ll Never Use Package. It costs $18500 and includes turn signals, a polite horn tap, race-tow mode, underbody skid plates, dignity, and a spare tire kit

This is a tragically underrated comment.

So still no turn signals?

I just wanted to talk. I didn't even bring my axe.

Toyota or not, the thing’s got 200,00 miles on it for Christ’s sake... CP

also a big jealous FU to LA and the inland empire for all the awesome cheap pristine vehicles that long ago returned to iron oxide out east

The Gryphon is a small example of why the treaty was technically stupid and was more of an important political gesture than anything meaningful.

I use mine for either chapstick or my knife

It was originally created to hold a zippo lighter.

at least the brake rotors aren’t rusty, because that would really bother me

yeah, for sure this is NP, also a big jealous FU to LA and the inland empire for all the awesome cheap pristine vehicles that long ago returned to iron oxide out east

Manchego Applebum, you gotta put me on

well it's in florida so... current market value should need a half kilo in the trunk to make this break even.