And he’s losing his cars why? Corrupt civil asset forfeiture laws.

Opens trunk “HOLY SHIT THE ENGINE FELL OUT!!!”

“Well here’s your problem. The engine’s in the wrong place!”

Rob, when your title read “worth bagging,” I thought we were going to see a mundane exterior on a whip that does this.

Man, supra owners are going to have a GREAT time with toyota techs working on their BMW engines....

Bravo

How does he still run a company from prison? If he calls you up to fire you from his butt phone don’t you just hang up, report his contraband to the warden and go in Monday like nothing ever happened? What’s he goign to do about it from a cell?

Yeah, you could easily live for a month on Hillary Clinton,

Either the car is too small or you made the plate too big. Your PShop of the car makes the plate look the size of an old album cover.

I agree, Dylan’s car was definitely meant to evoke a James Dean ‘rebel’ vibe for his character.

Oh, you're absolutely right. That was bad enough. But glop a ton of mayo on top of that? Yeah, I threw the sandwich in the trash. 

Agreed: Tell the restaurant you dislike mayo, and it’s 50-50 if they’ll leave it of whatever you ordered; tell the restaurant you’re so sorry but you’re allergic to mayonnaise itself (not any of its ingredients) and would they please consider leaving it off your burger? and your odds improve significantly.

The avalanche itself stopped at the creek at the bottom of the hill... Probably 100-150 yards below the road. That white-walker cloud of snow was just the dust-up.

That’s not snow, Jason. That’s snew.

I’ve gotten mayo put on a BBQ chicken sandwich and a terryaki chicken sandwich. I ordered both because I was sure they wouldn’t put them on it

I remember the first time I was tricked when a restaurant put mayo on a mushroom and swiss burger.

Always ask what they put in a sandwich. Never assume there will be no mayo on anything you order 

Drew I am right there with you, I cannot pull away from a fast food drive through without ripping open my sandwich and confirming it is not contaminated and if it is I march right in and demand a new sandwich. I fought with a lovely Caribbean woman on my honey moon when they refused to bring me a new burger without…

Actually, you don’t even need it for tuna salad! The Italians make some with oil-packed tuna, lemon juice, capers, salt and pepper, chopped parsley and, optionally, canellini beans and chopped celery. It requires a mental reframing, but it’s really good. Also works well with Trader Joe’s Smoked Trout instead of tuna.

If I said I didn’t chuckle, I’d be Li-ion.