Sooooo...that is a good or bad thing?

Came here for this.

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

wait why aren’t we talking about the 911 soundbar?!?!?!? for $3,500 I can mount this on top of my TV and watch my track day videos on the TV and have the sound of my 911 coming out this 911-exhaust soundbar ... plebes w/your silly little speaker

“Truly, ‘tis the land of dreams...”

salt, it’s a helluva drug

Rhode Island is also the land of the “champagne” room strip clubs that the puritans of the commonwealth don’t allow. Every bachelor party I’ve been to or heard of on the south shore of Mass always ends up in RI where promises are broken and bank get accounts dented.

That can be said of most early 80's cars in the Northeast. The Orange Iron Mites are plentiful and aggressive up here.

“Cleanest” in the northeast....more like cleanest example within 50 miles of where they live. I have seen way better examples of these at shows (and I’m talking local shows, not major show car shows). $7K means they’re smoking ye ‘ol crack pipe.

And then have the nerve to say it’s the cleanest and you’ll never find one better. Even if the car was priced better I still wouldn’t buy it from this dick head.

I really don’t understand people who will go through the herculean effort of doing an engine swap, but can’t be troubled to source and install a window crank handle. Crack pipe for that reason alone.

I had a girlfriend in college, well really she was a girl I hooked up with while in college, and she used to give me a hard time about my get it on on Friday nights after happy hour but no date nights the rest of the week m.o. often time asking me if I thought she was just a “slam-pig” that I could bang when I…

Neat little truck, but Rhode Island is the land of the damned when it comes to cars. Terrible roads, lax title and inspection standards, and an odd amount of pride taken by its residents driving intoxicated. I’ll pass on any vehicle to come out of that state.

Brick always loses on that show. She paints it! Do you know how permanent a decision that is? Someone must have dropped a brick on her when she was a kid because she paints every single one she gets her hands on.

Last week on “Houses vs Cars” we saw The champion brick colonial defend it’s title against McLaren’s finest. Tonight! It’s cape cod vs Hyundai as two first time scrappers look to make their way onto the leader board! <<cue music>>

Don’t worry, they’ll salvage the the salvaged shiplap.

BUT IS THE SHIPLAP OK!?!??!?!?!

Counterpoint: Chrome-laminated plastic saturating a car looks even cheaper.

Black roof that is not carbon fiber is as wrong as fake hood scoops, painted calibers and those stick on vents adorning buicks these days