My childhood got the best of me because all I see from the back end is this.

I really like the cars and coffee edition

Hot take: Black accent packages are terrible.

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

We not going to talk about them being made in Canada?

Sadly, many of your readers don’t know how glorious a 2:30 am run to Whataburger for an egg, sausage, and cheese taquito really is.

the most ‘Merica that Brampton, Ontario can give you.

“The Shamrock Thrashing” sounds like a great song title.

You shouldn’t be allowed to drive if you can manage to overheat a damn Accord.

That’s hard to fit into a modern pop song, though. I won’t hold my breath.

It’s important to mention that this is an ‘84-85 model from after the mid-cycle refresh.

No, I think it was real. I think she drives an old Accord and it broke down on the way home, but the steam added a cool fog affect so they posed for Instagram. That’s what I think.

Picture is obviously staged. Had an ‘85 Accord 4-door 5-speed. Was a freaking champ. Super slow champ. Donated it. I have no doubt it is still running like a champ somewhere.. but probably with crappy wheels, a fart can, and a dumbass wing.

+1 for the classic Enkei’s

That cover is misleading. A Honda never dies. Shouldve used a Jag or a Ford.

Even with the smoke pouring out I bet it still runs and has another 80,000 left in it.

Jeet, jeet, jeet...

Yeah Jeets

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.