The vast majority of cars have something no bike has:

One of my favorite movie scenes from American Beauty. (Every middle aged married guy should watch this movie, you are not alone) Its cut off but I think she next asks “where the f**K is the Camry” 20 years later, still relevant.

Pontiac guy here to nitpick:

I’d like to have a clean unmolested version of this to someday molest myself, but c’mon, it better be a 1000 mile, mint collector’s car for $35k. Even Mecum is laughing at this. Anyone who votes NP has more money than brains...but this is Jalopnik so...

Congratulations to all of today’s COTD winners! I have for ya’ll a Honda Civic Type R. Fun fact: This lovely lady will deliver it soon.

Don’t think we’re completely impervious. When it’s not just a bus but three pillocks running people down and going on a stabbing and killing spree, we may briskly leave the area.

he is in England, he probably thought another terrorist attacking.

I attended the University of Reading, and spent many a night in that pub (the Purple Turtle). I often woke up the next morning wondering if anyone got the number of the bus that hit me.

Deer do this all the time after getting hit.

Viral marketing for Brit version of Unbreakable

There you go being reasonable & prudent. . . .

for a 10yr old 125k mile minivan I expect to pay around $7-8k at most... I like this and it’s cool w/the V8 it’s awesome but I’d rather spend less for a V-6 odyssey and add a turbo to get to 500hp ... CP

Isn’t this the model that can have a catastrophic engine failure that requires a new motor at over $50k?

This car is an Unicorn. An AMG I don’t want.

That’s an office party I’d like to see...from a distance.

the Russians dropped a case of Ladas and ak-47s off to the jalop offices this morning

Hey, park the sarcasm.

Dick picks?

This Justin, $kay makes another pun post.

New York-area Jalops are Justin time for a scavenger hunt!