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Next trend on LinkedIn?: We offer a 2-year certification in RCaaS (Russian Collusion as a Service)

“Selling a gov’t computer to the Russians, what could be more patriotic!”

Youths are recruited heavily for precisely this reason—they can be convinced of any damn thing with the right pressures and temptations. They don’t have the life experience that tells them “that sixteen year old cheerleader who’s super into me online/guy who super wants to sell me fragmentation bombs/group who super

Well, Russians are many things, but one thing they definitely are is white. Draw your own conclusions.

honestly, I keep expecting people younger than me to fucking know better than to act like this, and I keep getting disappointed. I’m not even 40 goddamn it.

Nothing to see here, move along.

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Tucker Carlson stated he hopes to get the laptop mailed to him overnight by UPS from a computer repair facility in Delaware.

I know I’m applying logic to an illogical situation but the insurgents WANT Russian influence now? (I'm pretty sure Russian intelligence would never do business with a person who advertised the crime they committed, if Killing Eve and the Bond movies are any indication.)

Selling a gov’t computer to the Russians, what could be more patriotic!

I had this exact chat with my husband the other day. While I admire and understand anyone on the left who wants to come out to support Biden and Harris, or stand up to these morons threatening more violence, the best way to do that is from home. Stay away, stay safe, stay healthy, and let these bastards knot their own

That’s cute and all, but if she wins the primary against a guy like Rubio in Florida, she’ll win the seat.

I was just so embarrassed for the entire country when that happened.

This was some political conference in Europe where she went around and barged into conversations and acted like she belonged there, even though she had nothing constructive to add and everyone already hated her arrogant, belligerent father.

She tried to insert herself into a conversation amongst G20 leaders, and was summarily ignored.

I hope these treasonous fucks end their terms in six figure debt.

The best part about the proposed fines for ignoring the metal detectors and not wearing masks is that the are deducted from the Congressperson’s salary and cannot be paid with campaign funds. I know many Representatives are independently wealthy, but this new batch of Q psychos doesn’t seem to be that country club

I can’t even describe how much I wish to wake up tomorrow to the headline news: TRUMP TAKEN INTO CUSTODY!!!

I love how Melania refused to use a toilet also used by QUEEN Michelle Obama, but was more than happy to steal her speeches and initiatives :P