Next trend on LinkedIn?: We offer a 2-year certification in RCaaS (Russian Collusion as a Service)

“Selling a gov’t computer to the Russians, what could be more patriotic!”

Youths are recruited heavily for precisely this reason—they can be convinced of any damn thing with the right pressures and temptations. They don’t have the life experience that tells them “that sixteen year old cheerleader who’s super into me online/guy who super wants to sell me fragmentation bombs/group who super…

Well, Russians are many things, but one thing they definitely are is white. Draw your own conclusions.

honestly, I keep expecting people younger than me to fucking know better than to act like this, and I keep getting disappointed. I’m not even 40 goddamn it.

Nothing to see here, move along.

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Tucker Carlson stated he hopes to get the laptop mailed to him overnight by UPS from a computer repair facility in Delaware.

I know I’m applying logic to an illogical situation but the insurgents WANT Russian influence now? (I'm pretty sure Russian intelligence would never do business with a person who advertised the crime they committed, if Killing Eve and the Bond movies are any indication.)

Selling a gov’t computer to the Russians, what could be more patriotic!

Weird time to pick that fight but more power to you.

I’m thinking they’re going with Smallville rules, she’s a meteor freak now. ;)

I am prepared for absolutely anything with Spidey 3.

A six-man tag with Tobey, Garfield and Christopher Daniel Barnes against Holland, Nichold Hammond and whatever stagehand was in the Spider-Man costume in Electric Company? Sure.

Kirsten Dunst, Hailee Stanfield and Zendaya becoming the new Warriors Three? Sure.

Nah, he’s actually playing Loki himself... just a different Loki.

Here, I’ll fix it:

Matt Damon has joined the cast of Thor: Love & Thunder in a currently undisclosed role.

There are approximately 792 characters in the MK universe, but whoever wrote this thought “Nope, no one cares about ANY of those guys, what people want is the most bullshit generic “chosen one” cypher that audiences can project themselves on to really get invested.”...for fuck sake.

I had this exact chat with my husband the other day. While I admire and understand anyone on the left who wants to come out to support Biden and Harris, or stand up to these morons threatening more violence, the best way to do that is from home. Stay away, stay safe, stay healthy, and let these bastards knot their own…

That’s cute and all, but if she wins the primary against a guy like Rubio in Florida, she’ll win the seat.

I was just so embarrassed for the entire country when that happened.