I would like to thank the Academy and MS Paint.

Based on the extremely light paper trail left on the internet from “Be Best”, the totality of the initiative comes down to a 5 page pamphlet on talking to your kids about internet usage and a word search. They didn’t even bother to make T-Shirts.

The role of first lady is 100% unpaid labor. It looks to me like she was doing the bare minimum for a ‘job’ she didn’t want in the most graceless, alienating way possible.

I love how Melania refused to use a toilet also used by QUEEN Michelle Obama, but was more than happy to steal her speeches and initiatives :P

All true patriots should refuse this money from Biden who conspired with math to steal the election.

They should also do a full bug sweep 

Unlike Trump, Biden seems to be able to read a room, and actually seems to be listening to what the people who voted for him want. I’m sure he’ll go on to make some boneheaded moves down the road, but so far, he seems to be hitting all the right notes. He seems to recognize the importance of the progressive voices in…

Hey if she’s using a mask as an accessory to send fact-free protest words to her knuckle dragging fans, then it at least gets her to wear a fucking mask. 

Fortunately for freedom, all good Americans will refuse to take any money or participate in any programs proposed by that radical socialist Biden. Imagine... expanding food assistance to people just because they don’t have enough to eat! It’s madness!

These two measures alone would keep seditious assholes like Cawthorne, Boebert, Gomert, Brooks, and Gosar from possibly entering the building ever again. Which would be fine since some of them may have given “tours” of the Capitol building to insurrectionists on Jan. 5th.

• Nancy Pelosi plans on fining lawmakers who refuse to go through the newly installed metal detectors at the Capitol. [HuffPost]

For those attracted like a moth to a flickering light to the nightmare that is the American democratic process, which allows for both sides to speak as if they were at a college debate tournament, paying attention to the words coming out of these people’s mouths quickly becomes tiresome.

Yeah, they’ll be fine without Melanie putting out the welcome mat. This is the only transition prep the Bidens need:

CNN reports, “she hasn’t established an office for continuing her platform in the post-White House years,”

It’s okay, Dr. Biden already knows where everything is. There is literally nothing of use that Melania Trump has to say. To anyone.

That Marjorie Taylor Greene, who as a member of Congress enjoys near-absolute immunity for anything she says or does on the floor of the House, can pretend that she’s being censored, tells you everything you need to know about the right wing.

Nothing says “censored” like being able to speak on live TV from the floor of the US House of Representatives as a member of Congress. Must really suck.

My guess: the agent is a Trump loyalist, and making a mess at Obummer’s house will be his go-to story for years to come.

“a Secret Service supervisor from the Trump/Kushner detail left an unpleasant mess in the Obama bathroom”