You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

It’s alllll down to ego. If he gets canned, Team Red looks bad. 

I believe the good Mr. Swanson is speaking to the anthropomorphized incarnation of the jiggling keys trick. 

You mean Thoreigner.

I didn’t know about Rene :(

“...the goldilocks zone near this gaseous giant asshole.”

I’m IN Florida and agree with this. Great story.

Yep.