I am quite disappointed that it took two days for someone to make this joke. I have been waiting for it since I typed that comment.

A trailer in SD is probably $300k, so...

You need to go to the track on a Tuesday. It ain’t fucking all white. One thing that will bind people together is being a degenerate gambler.

“Gronkowski finished second”

I prefer dog racing, the true sport of kings. Too bad they no longer let monkeys ride the dogs around the track. Nothing like seeing a monkey whip a dog down the backstretch!

Wait, better idea: just make it so the team that wins the draft lottery gets Lebron. Then they’ve successfully created a league where every damn year, the best team plays the previous year’s worst in the Finals.

Can I just point out that the Warriors are 3-1 in the last four trips to the Finals? I think LeBron needs to stay in Cleveland because it seems like history shows that the Cavs are about to win three in a row now.

As a Jazz fan, I feel it’s unfair not mentioning their cast-offs as well.

They almost poked Curry’s eye out.

Prediction: Golden State will win again next year, their last in Oakland, but will begin to decline after that, never winning a title with this core of players at their new digs in SF. That feels right to me.

“people liking me was never going to last long”

Your bio says I shouldn’t listen to you. So should I listen to you? Instruction not clear.

Listen, I’m full of garbage takes and people liking me was never going to last long. But those advantages you mention are tiny! Yes they’re quieter and more aerodynamic, but by a margin that’s likely imperceptible to your wallet or ears with today’s sculpting and insulation.

Writer, errand boy, space heater. I do it all.

i started reading the article thinking it was average, i finished thinking it needed to be shared with 5 friends more than average, so i sent it to 2.5 of them...

I come here for car news and articles.

Yea this post is definitely about politics and Trump.

Sports fans of a certain age know all about the Seychelles...

Owen Sharts has an impressive spray chart, isn’t afraid to get his uniform dirty, and rarely just whiffs at the plate.

Polenta I still believe that your stuff could play up out of the bullpen and I hope the Diamondbacks someday recognize that.