I thought you were going to comment on how even on such a momentous occasion, the BMW is tailgating.

When I was a kid, this is what I thought cars in the 2000s would look like. Instead, the future turned out to be nothing but pickups & SUVs. My inner child weeps...

Sixers need to maximize the value of Embiid and Simmons for when they trade them for future assets.

Colangelo is actively hurting Embiid’s chances to land unrestricted free agent RiRi.

You just captured one of the most rare and unique moments in automotive history..

The 2018 Cavs in a nutshell

Much like his hairline, it’s not the lie. It’s the cover-up.

This is my favorite sports story ever. Inject every new detail directly to my veins. Please.

Someone is to get me, I mean him. Why would a powerful, good looking man like Bryan do this?

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

I don’t get how people still hate this guy. It’s just stubbornness and contrarianism.

I really hope this “cut Tonya Harding some slack” thing dies soon.

Finally, the NCAA is coming to its senses, refusing to stand by and let this kid ruin his future with a destructive habit like football.

Burneko is the worst writer on here. Maybe Nick Martin.

65 regular season wins, a number one seed, a dominant first two rounds, ending the longest home winning streak in NBA playoff history and holding the highest scoring team in the NBA to less than 100 in hundred in consecutive games was all it took for Deadspin to write a story acknowledging the Rockets might actually…

Gone are the days of handchecking and every kind of defense except man-to-man being illegal. I long for bygone days where 7 foot tall white guys with no discernible skills roamed the NBA and just sort of stood near the hoop.

Don’t worry, it won’t hurt the Ferrari, it has a lot of carbon fiber in it’s system.

They forgot the obvious one:

Send John Connor back into time to eliminate Colin Kaepernick as a twelve year old.

ponder over that thought

I hope you purchased a Focus or Fiesta ST before you sent this letter because if you didn’t then you are part of the problem as to why they aren’t sold here anymore.