No need to be a dick, Allen.

No need to go full Drew. Just try writing coherently.

Being tall confers so many unearned advantages in society, so it strikes me as incredibly entitled when tall people complain about the one time in life when their height works against them.

Nah.

It could be from Schindler’s List and I’d still be baffled by the phenomena of people posting GIFs as a way to express intense, negative emotions.

You owe Tom Ley an apology!

Go on . . .

Nothing like posting a wacky GIF in response to a woman being burned alive.

Whoa. She really didn’t hold back, at all.

I know it’s fun to goof on Keanu, but his career has been amazing.

I don’t trust Tophers, or (Ale)Xanders or (Je)Remy’s.

I have a few suction cups mounted in my shower and they each detach about once every month.

One dimensional? Have you ever, actually watched a Warriors game?

Does this mean OKC is no longer “on one?”

Anything can happen in a Game 7, but still LOLing at all the idiots who were here a few nights ago, saying, “Durr, I always knew the Warriors were garbage!”

If Ronaldo tallies the go-ahead goal, I assume he’ll just blow himself at midfield.

Man, you’re just so much better than the rest of us.

I’m sorry. How do you know this?

Are you trying to make the point that LeBron’s achievement has been unfairly devalued? Because that’s entirely unrelated to whether GS had an easy road last year.

Oh, stop it.