I don’t fancy myself a student of the art of driving like 99% of the people on this site, but what you just described sounds so incredibly obvious that I’m not sure why it’s considered a badass move or why this article is praising him for his sick oppolock.

But seriously . . . any chance you’re willing to describe the editorial process behind how a story like this gets written for Deadspin?

It’s not amazing that the sons of rich men, like Dolan and Trump, are on the receiving end of a lifetime’s worth of ass-kissing.

Go on . . .

I see what you’re saying, but it sounds a bit like the rhetoric we hear from conservatives who respond to any measure regarding gun control by claiming it’s just the first, secret step towards taking away all their guns.

Reading this kid’s Twitter and I kind of like him.

Agreed. You can put it on the board.

As primary season winds down, historically, voters have coalesced around a single candidate and that candidate begins to win more and more convincingly. This is exactly what we saw with Trump.

What do you think Clinton could say that could possibly sway a Trump supporter?

But the crazy thing is, Sanders just won tonight.

Forget about funny, this joke is barely coherent.

Oh my god. You’re the worst.

“Saying that something is “driven by” something indicates that you consider the second thing to be a substantial factor in the first thing.”

The jokes got groans because they were groan-worthy.

His real name is Shlomo Ramirez.

Just what I’d expect from a sport that scores its games 15, 30, 40.

So we’d have been in total agreement if I’d used the phrase “related to” instead of “driving?”

If he was penalized a point while at deuce, why did that end the match?

There’s no evidence for my hypothesis that it’s a bad trailer?

The first joke in the trailer is Wiig getting puked on. The last joke is Leslie Jones repeatedly smacking McCarthy. There wasn’t much in between.