I can see that, but it made sense since this movie was literally about two men fighting for control of Witherspoon’s character. Metaphorically, it was about how we fight against losing our children to adulthood.

I originally had Red (I liked the #3 on it), but that felt cliche so I went with underdog Lime and now I can’t pay my rent.

And don’t forget “nu metal.”

The 2010's are still churning out shitloads of action movies.

Agreed 100%. American Chinese food is a delicious grease and sugar bomb that requires a post prandial nap.

Yes. You were so busy preemptively shitting on everybody, you forgot to say something funny or interesting.

This is a great example of “truthiness.”

Wait, how do you cut cake?

Sweet. If there’s one thing I don’t have enough of in my house, it’s clutter and junk!

Also, first team to not lose multiple games to any opponent.

Ain’t no party like a Xlerblok party, ‘cause a Xylerblok party don’t stop!

His old one said “Kiss the Chef,” but too many people responded by vomiting on the grill.

Yeah! That could be it.

I like that probable-alien Ted Cruz is eating aluminum foil.

So true. And it’s funny, because he’s exactly the kind of blue-blood to be totally offended by farting.

Do Hillary and Kim Jong Un shop at the same jumpsuit store?

I’ve been watching golf for 20+ years and still can’t figure out what makes DL3's body so weird looking.

Thanks. I didn’t know that.

Hot, hot lug nuts sparked a fire in Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s pit . . .

Everything you said is true, but it has nothing to do with the topic at hand.