I’m constantly fucking with that feature and it rarely works. The few times it does, it reverts within a few weeks. :(

Using the most tenuous of connections to talk about myself: AncestryDNA recently revealed I have a not-negligible amount of Scandinavian heritage when I had NO IDEA. Other family members test results indicate it all comes from my father’s side and I’m starting to suspect Grandma had some Sven on the side or something.

Con or lib, it’s pointless, useless way to spend time and I judge anyone who does it. And yes, I do grasp the irony saying that on the internet when I’m supposed to be working.

I unfollow frequently. I wish, though, that Facebook would make a feature where I still get their status updates but not their comments on other pages. 1) The pages usually suck and 2) seeing how someone I like spends all day arguing with strangers on Fox News (knowing she specifically went there to fight with people…

I too get that it’s “evil week.” But going out of your way to prove to others that you’re “winning” is not winning. It’s totally losing.

I’ve been saying it for years: if everyone really hated these people as much as we all claim to, this show wouldn’t still be on the air. There are a lot of liars out there.

Anybody else seen the one with Robert Englund (aka Freddy from Nightmare on Elm Street)? Gave me nightmares. (I was a teenager.)

Your communication was fine.

My rule of thumb is: if it actually works, it will be on the cover of motherfucking Time Magazine, not in the Cosmo classifieds or YouTube. Seriously, when someone finds how to actually lose fat easily, get rid of body hair permanently and painlessly, eliminate cellulite, etc., it will be on the news for months.

I remember getting coffee from McDonald’s pre-lawsuit and wondering for what possible reason anybody thought coffee should that hot. You had to wait 10-15 minutes before you could drink it.

The second policy didn’t consider the cancer a pre-existing condition? I looked into upping my long term disability insurance after learning I may have a terminal illness, but found that since I’d already begun the diagnostic procedure, it would be considered the disability insurance version of a pre-existing…

Even before the truth of the McDonald’s coffee lawsuit become well known, I always felt people who bitched about it must not have ever suffered more than extremely minor burns. That shit hurts like a motherfucker.

Seriously, what a clusterfuck. I’m inclined to agree a mistrial was appropriate based on how fucking stupid the jury apparently was.

A mistrial is not an acquittal, although it’s not good either. Prosecutors stated they intend to try him again.

Because of You still makes me cry. That one was way too close to home for me.

And when we change our minds about hating her. See: Kesha.

I believe Bjork because Von Trier is a piece of shit.

It doesn’t have to be one or the other. I have lots of print. I have lots of e-books. I like both for varied reasons.

If I ever find the person who decided we need TVs everywhere, including airport gates, doctor waiting rooms, taxicabs, and the gas station, I’m going to punch him in the throat.

Same. I didn’t realize how attached I still was until I saw the Fountaingrove was destroyed.