I’ve been saying it for years: if everyone really hated these people as much as we all claim to, this show wouldn’t still be on the air. There are a lot of liars out there.

Anybody else seen the one with Robert Englund (aka Freddy from Nightmare on Elm Street)? Gave me nightmares. (I was a teenager.)

Your communication was fine.

My rule of thumb is: if it actually works, it will be on the cover of motherfucking Time Magazine, not in the Cosmo classifieds or YouTube. Seriously, when someone finds how to actually lose fat easily, get rid of body hair permanently and painlessly, eliminate cellulite, etc., it will be on the news for months.

I remember getting coffee from McDonald’s pre-lawsuit and wondering for what possible reason anybody thought coffee should that hot. You had to wait 10-15 minutes before you could drink it.

The second policy didn’t consider the cancer a pre-existing condition? I looked into upping my long term disability insurance after learning I may have a terminal illness, but found that since I’d already begun the diagnostic procedure, it would be considered the disability insurance version of a pre-existing…

Even before the truth of the McDonald’s coffee lawsuit become well known, I always felt people who bitched about it must not have ever suffered more than extremely minor burns. That shit hurts like a motherfucker.

Seriously, what a clusterfuck. I’m inclined to agree a mistrial was appropriate based on how fucking stupid the jury apparently was.

A mistrial is not an acquittal, although it’s not good either. Prosecutors stated they intend to try him again.

Because of You still makes me cry. That one was way too close to home for me.

And when we change our minds about hating her. See: Kesha.

I believe Bjork because Von Trier is a piece of shit.

It doesn’t have to be one or the other. I have lots of print. I have lots of e-books. I like both for varied reasons.

If I ever find the person who decided we need TVs everywhere, including airport gates, doctor waiting rooms, taxicabs, and the gas station, I’m going to punch him in the throat.

Same. I didn’t realize how attached I still was until I saw the Fountaingrove was destroyed.

My stepsister had to evacuate in the middle of the night with no electricity. She couldn’t see stuff to grab it. She was lucky she could even find her purse. (Fortunately, she had no pets.)

My stepsister woke up in the middle of the night to no electricity, heavy smoke, and wind blowing her patio furniture everywhere. She heard neighbors screaming that everyone had to get out and with no electricity it was all she could do to find her purse. She and her boyfriend fled with nothing more than that, her…

I think for a lot of people, they are the same.

I literally once responded to being dumped by saying “OK” and walking out. Now that I think about it, I don’t know I don’t always respond that way. There’s no negotiating yourself out of dumped, I never believe any explanation they give, and there’s nothing to be gained by sticking around and dragging it out. The…

I don’t know the hierarchy at SLC PD but a demotion from lieutenant to officer sounds like a huge drop in status. Part of me feels like this is even better than firing because he’s being humiliated every single day he reports to work.