maybe if we rocked the vote harder when we were told too we would have had some change.

I remember the day I woke up to the headline "McCain Chooses Palin" and I thought Michael Palin?  He's not even American?

Tinder was made for this picture.

Who could have seen this coming?

My favorite memory of them is before I knew the name Palin.

My take exactly.

CW: discussion of police violence against black people.

But now how will you know the MUST SEE TEN THINGS YOUR BMW TECH WONT TELL YOU! You won’t believe number seven!

On the other hand, he owns a known high-maintenance BMW, so he can’t be all THAT smart can he?

Every day, as part of the morning ritual, I check weather, traffic, and is he dead yet. If the latter is “no,” I know the country’s going to get a little worse today. I don’t know how, and I don’t know where, but I know people who shouldn’t be dead are going to die, people who should be helped will be abandoned, and…

On the plus side, I’m betting his FUPA covers his mushroom.

I have seen things you wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

My president is Barack Hussein Obama II. I don’t know who this fraudulent con artist residing in the White House is.   

Y’know, it’s weird how I haven’t actually seen anyone at Kotaku say anything of the sort, but I’ve seen a bunch of people like you trying to put those kinds of words in their mouths. You get bored over at 4chan?

I need them to figure out how to bring Handsome Jack back for a cameo.  Or, at the very least, let us know what happened to ButtStallion!

I mean, from the start Borderlands’ brand has been gleeful stupidity. It’s a dumb cast of cheerfully psychopathic gun runners in a desolate setting, killing marginally worse people.  For money.  Am I supposed to have forgotten that somehow and picked up this latest game for its brilliant social commentary or…

Indeed. Our society has confused “alleged” and “Convicted” for many years now. We should absolutely take pause when someone, anyone, is accused of a heinous act, but we should NOT EVER assume that accusation = guilt. If we held that same concept up in our daily lives we would all be “guilty” of all kinds of terrible…