Indeed. Plus I just love the name 'Karlie Kloss', it just rolls off the tongue and sounds made up but it isn't.

I don't think Nike is normcore. Shit's too expensive.

The real story here is Obama survived a trip to Florida.

NOTHING compared to Bush. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/…

So once again our SUPREME LEADER (not PRESIDENT) takes a VACATION instead of RUNNING the COUNTRY that his wife doesn't even RESPECT while UKRAINE burns TO THE GROUND and the IRS LIES and BENGHAZI and HE'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD AT BASKETBALL and HUSSEIN and HE SPELLED RESPECT WRONG and BENGHAZI!!!!!!!

...and after the arduous task of guarding an unarmed black guy in Florida for a week, every one of his Secret Service Agents asked for a vacation as soon as they got back.

Sweet Fancy Moses! They are just spectacular.

Probably Rake is best, but I would suggest DriDri.

Not sure if marathoners who don't lift are considered "skinny fat" - I thought the term was more for the sedentary thin?

Anybody who's not doing what I'm doing to maintain the lifestyle I'm maintaining is obviously doing it wrong. I'll be over here. Judging.

Next step: condescending Facebook shares and diatribes!

"I broke down and brought a new printer today because fuck everything. But I have pie!"

Ok, I am waiting for my boyfriend's friend to leave the apartment, so that I can break up with him. Yaaay. They are watching MMA fights on International Women's Day. My boyfriend, however much I care about him, is depressed and verbally/emotionally/psychologically abusive. It's funny how much longer it takes to…

Our daughter has her first boyfriend! They were introduced by a mutual friend and have been in contact non-stop ever since. She had a play at her school Thursday night, and he rode his bike (then walked when his chain snapped) a good 4 miles to see it and meet us. He came over today and hung out for 6 hours. He was…

I'm so glad I don't have to work tomorrow. I want to stay awake and do something with what I have left of Saturday, but I think I'll just go to bed. Wooo Saturday night.

I have a weird work-related issue. For some reason, whenever the topic of career advancement comes up, I cry. I have nothing to be particularly upset about. I'm not getting everything I wanted this year, but it's coming with a guarantee that if I meet X goals, I will get everything I want next year. It's just this…

can we talk about why cropped shirts are a thing this year? who decided that was ok?

I had a job interview today! And as part of the process, I stood on a street corner for an hour and gathered signatures for a petition (it's an organizing job). I've never done it before, but it was actually okay!

I was able to vote for Wendy Davis and Leticia Van De Putte this week!!! It is the first time in my 18 years of voting that I was so excited about the candidates that I high fived the election workers when I came out of the voting booth

I broke down and brought a new printer today because fuck everything. But I have pie!

The temps here in NoVa finally climbed to the 60's...and I got hit by the flu truck yesterday. Fever broke yesterday evening but still feel like death. I'm going to watch more DVR, eat ice cream, and hang out here. Well, until I pass out.