I moved on this like a bitch.

So much this. I saw a parent post on a site:

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No one wants to hear about how good Seahawks fans are.

Because being too stupid to read the instructions on a condom, and refusing a woman’s right to choose, means a constant supply of new party members?

I gave up golf specifically because this never happened to me.

You better be wearing your black and white checkered Vans when you typed that, bruh. Because that was rad.

BREAKING: Paul Ryan announces plan to set Pi to its biblical value of 3.0.

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Twenty Mongeese of the Populist

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

Why didn’t you guys just make third parties illegal after 2000 if they’re so terrible? Fuck, why didn’t you guys do ABSOLUTELY. ANYTHING. about this problem when it happened sixteen years ago? I’m repeating myself but I haven’t heard a single goddamn argument explaining it. Libertarians can’t pass laws, they don’t…

There are over 120 Greens holding office in America.

So instead of building up third, fourth, and fifth parties from the ground by first voting their representatives into city councils or any public offices on a regional or state level, you think it is wise to start right at the top? Johnson, Stein and the others never had a chance to become president, they weren’t even…

Enjoy watching the loss of hard won rights and freedoms knowing you could have made a difference. Those of us who have faced hard, personal choices at the ballot box but did what we could to ensure the least harm to the most vulnerable, will never, ever respect your pretentious and incredibly selfish waste of a…

You cannot expand the two party system as long as we have an electoral college and a first past the post voting system. It’s just fucking math. If I see one more third party voter blather on about adding parties our 2 party system without addressing this, I’m going to have an aneurysm.

SORRY but yes you voted for him because you are smug and hardcore snowflakin’. You clearly have little-to-nothing to lose from a Trump presidency. I voted for Bernie in the primaries and Hillary yesterday. Do I agree with a lot of Hillary’s policies? Not particularly.

However. I have moderate to severe asthma, which…

Wherever I say “we’rea two party system, especially for president.” My brother-in-law likes to point out that that can change if we change it!!!!!!¡. He doesn’t caucus. He’s not involved with local elections. He’s not running for anything. He’s just a tool who thinks he matters by virtue of existing. SMGDH

And now, they are going to slither away for four years and do nothing in the mean time. You don’t build a party and ask for federal dollars during a goddamn presidential election, you fools.

Your months too late with this shit....