The Bengals were awful and poorly managed for a full two decades and still can’t win a playoff game to save their lives (I’m talking historically bad win percentage during the first two decades of Mike Brown’s tenure as owner/*cough* GM), but I can’t even say that my favorite NFL team is the worst team in their state…

Did you mean “moot”?

Ooooooo planes! Wait, what were we talking about?

A lawsuit will never happen. Donald Trump would have to be interviewed under oath during discovery.

Yeah, I’m a touch surprised that the author/cup cake maker doesn’t know that ‘Oreo’ is an insult, usually inside the black community. Even changing the name to the ‘the Professional’ sounds like it’s still intended as an insult.

I agreed with you but realized I wasn’t really adding anything to the conversation so edited it out. I’m just tired and being weird.

I think carrot cake is too healthy (though I appreciate the orange reference). I think a Trump-cupcake would be more like a stale twinkie covered in a ganache made of melted circus peanuts and excessively studded with those metallic decorating balls.

Basically I’m thinking a half-melted Peep

I grew up a Browns fan, and have had ample opportunity to move on. My dad was a Lombardi fan, so the Packers were always the second team in the house. I then married a Wisconsin girl, so I have more than good enough reasons to be a Packers fan (which I am), but I still get depressed by every dumbass story to come out…

At this point I can’t imagine that they actually believe he’s going to win. The only reason I can see them sticking with him now is that Trump must have some sort of horrific blackmail on both of them.

Actually, it’s much more aggravating when anyone not in NYC, DC or Shanksville, or who suffered a personal loss on that day trying to take ownership of 9/11. Because they saw it on TV.

New Yorkers are generally “over” 9/11, as it were. They were basically over it in October, 2001. Yes, there is still a wound there,…

Yes, he didn’t see her because she was busy setting the explosives that levelled the buildings.

I love it when New Yorkers, especially this dip shit son of a mob lawyer, claim ownership over 9/11. I especially love it when they try to deny any ownership to a person who, for all we know, was sitting in a building that was targeted by United 93.

You were there that day, Rudy? I’m sorry! I didn’t know that. I’ve…

His remains will be a skull, some ribs, and 9-11

Get a load of this guy.

The last thing we need is to all be breathing second-hand Trump

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

There is actually a huge amount of doubt about this.

Thank you, Indians!

Since we’ve been celebrating the HOF(?) career of Big Papi since April, I think we can spare a moment for Jason Kipnis throwing some shade.