The new West Wing entrance after President Trump moves in:

In response, white trash all over America are doubling their children’s intake of Cheetoes and Mountain Dew, because fuck you libruls!

Clearly crinkle fries reminds him of his crinkled (CENSORED).

I was unemployed watching tv for 24 straight hours on 9/11.

Mike Pence is exhaustingly disappointed in everything.

Mike has not stopped reading a script since bitching about Tim being scripted.

No Hell no do not fall for that “Buy (BRAND AWESOME) because my mom had one it lasted forever gluuuuurrr...”

The asshole thing, while making salient points, wasn’t your best work. A little unfocused but you did seem to reel it in a bit.

Counterpoint: The Cleveland Indians

Fat, lazy, cheap fans, but fans nonetheless.

Could you cc: the Columbus Blue Jackets? They’ve asked fans to “carry the flag”, “march with us”, and most laughably, “join the battle”.

You know you should’ve gone with Ryan Fitzpasspick, right?

Everyone would watch it.

Just came to register once again my distaste for your endless fawning over Trump. Your envy of his hotness for his daughter is just embarrassing.

Actual Factual Counterpointual:

Anybody else remember when the Conservative line was, “Obama isn’t experienced enough to be president”?

Once again you missed the best one:

He was moving his arms and legs prior to going on the cart. Hopefully mostly precautionary.

Cosmic.

THE CYBER MADE THE SHAPES!!1!