Man, I don’t know...I get the visceral satisfaction, but wasting a lot of meat that way, and Lionfish is some super-tasty fish, man. Once Americans get a taste, we will extinct those motherfuckers toot sweet.

Some annotated Ted Cruz for regular people:

How do you think America’s reaction to Kaepernick’s protest would have played out had Tom Brady done it first rather than Kaep?*

Yeah but then Trump would have to make room in his vast collection of Contard balls...maybe he’d even have to move Christie’s balls off the prime pedestal.

I am still completely mystified as to how anyone can consider these two anything other than equally heinous fuckwit twin brothers.

So would I. I told my wife the other day that if only American Hero Tom Brady would take a knee, white folks would have to re-evaluate their opinion on the matter.

Maybe she can get Zendaya to show support by taking a second day off from her lifetime of pretending to be white to “show love to her cultural heritage”.

If the Supreme Court was already liberal and no picks were to come up before the 2020 election, do you think it would be better to let Trump win so that the epic failure that would surely follow would guarantee that Democrats would sweep to victory in 2020 (when the once-a-decade census/redistricting happens) and be…

Rex Ryan is a Dick’s Dick. Your slovenly brother gives up 37 points, your offense scores 31 points, and you fire the OC?

Just have Obama tell Trump if he releases his tax forms, Obama will admit he was born in Kenya.

I heard they would rescind their rebuke if Rapinoe punches out her family and calls an opposing team “cowards”, since that’s what good ‘Murkins do.

Uhhh...there are several businesses (at least three of which I can verify are Asian-owned) in my town with “Oriental” in the name.

Being named “Peaches” is an acceptable defense for heroin addiction.

Apology accepted.

Damned Chefs, they’re like the annoying little brother that’s always butting in to big brother’s business...big brother being the Seahawks, who originated the ‘team unity’ idea for Sunday, but Chefs had to jump in and copy the ‘Hawks, just like they do, poorly, in other facets of their lame loser football tradition.

Denver Ray Riced Cam.

Oh, it’s too late to play it off now, narc.

Had to look that up.

I don’t know where you get the idea that I don’t grasp the parameters of free speech protection. Kap has made it clear that he is ok with losing endorsements and getting fired. And if the team owner fires him, that is indeed the owner’s right.

An Open Letter to Drew Magary,