I don’t know, I only read the last two lines.

Since I am a white American male, I’m checking my privilege right now.

I must admit I was all English Beat/Gen Pub, but then came Nirvarna and I abandoned all non-grunge for a decade. That shit was just too in my wheelhouse. DHC were just a victim of timing with me.

Probably you’re already down below typing “slow news day?” But whatever, you totally didn’t see it until I mentioned it.

I suppose it depends. Just had a lively convo regarding “Poe’s Law”, with my position being that although I understood the possible sarcasm of the comment I replied to, I was not in fact a douche just because I wasn’t intimately familiar with this particular writer’s sense of humor and et cetera.

A girl named Sunshine?! Goddamned hippies have ruined America.

DIE HERETIC! You Third Wave punks disgust me.

Since TN Renard is too hip to give you some love, I’d like to step in and offer:

YOU LIE! Ska was never popular after the 80's.

All that, and (of course!)she knows how to roll a joint.

I get downright irresistible after three tequilas. Doesn’t even matter who drinks ‘em.

D’Oh! You’re right, that is officially the best part.

Actually, you might want to read the Wikipedia entry for Poe’s Law, which unequivocally has my back.

I considered your POV but there was no ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ or ;-) so by Unwritten Rules of teh Internets I am justified in accepting it at face value.

This might be the least self-aware comment I’ve read in the history of Jezebel, at least from a person whom I would presume draws a paycheck from it.

Jesus! Trisha Yearwood is also doing the Purple Rain during her seven seconds of stage time between Garth Brooks songs.

I can sort of vouch for this as I saw him give a “lecture” called Fear and Loathing at the Super Bowl in San Diego in 1987.

Obligatory:

Kim Nakedasshian whines about people not respecting her, saying “When someone asks me, ‘What do you do?’ under my breath I want to say, ‘Ask my f*cking bank account what I do.’

Uh...never heard the words, “I quit”, Erin?