Oh god, "Jerk It Out" by Caesars just started playing on Pandora.

Amy Williams? Did Rory die Again?

That is a really lovely and well-written story. My sincerest admiration.

Reading this gave me hope for my terrible love life, and living with my recent ex at uni, who I am pretty sure I am still in love with. I will move on and find the love of my life like you!

This story has everything!

I'm so glad this found its way onto Jezebel!

I looked into submitting it when I first came across Mrs. Hall's essay, but I couldn't figure out how :(