Literally.

Agreed. Give him the Alex DeLarge treament.

Pffft no. Revenge is not the same thing as calculated predatory behavior. I hope they fuck him with vinegar-soaked garden shears.

“The bathroom is a safe space to fart even in the presence of a significant other right?”

When I finish shaving, I splash some water on my face to rinse off the shaving gel, dry it with a towel, and get on with my life. Why do you need to slap anything else on there? Have I been doing this wrong for 25+ years?

“Last week I got tacos from the cafeteria in the basement at work.”

Diana,

Agreed. Can’t wait for the stories about him showing his little buddy around the office.

I’m not sure why with the “three out of court settlements” his lawyer couldn’t teach him about basic human respect

Counterpoint: “I’m no worse than Jeff Loria” is not a thing you should ever say to defend anything you’re doing. Or at all, really.

FTFY

See, that’s the kind of stuff that makes American’s mad.

Appreciated for what? Winning two Super Bowls and not a single playoff game other than that?

There’s gonna be a lot of shit down below (there already is) that basically amounts to “you better have bulletproof evidence of an abuser’s misdeeds, because he inherently matters more than his victims.”

After all, is it worth the righteous indignation over 99 guilty sexual assault predators, if the 100th is innocent?

Although in principle I agree, I had charred corn on a chipotle chicken pizza earlier this week at CPK, and it was delicious.

I have a 7 year old and a 5 year old. ALL the stars.

The stall? You lucky bastard. I always find those in the urinal. And not one or two, but handfuls of them. WTF?

Chuck Cary or GTFO