For some reason those colors read as like, the embodiment of seasonal depression to me.

“When they’re a newlywed they let you do it.”

To be fair, the weddings going on right now were probably planned 1-2 years ago.

You just know he tosses tic tacks instead of rice.

If you decide on a Trump property for your wedding, you know what to expect right? There is a non-insignificant chance he may come. Is that a selling feature? Not like NJ or Fl are bereft of golf club banquet rooms. Are you hoping he comes? Was this the only one that worked out for your plans and you’re hoping he…

Does anyone remember Andrew Dice Clay? I feel like he’s has to appear in this cabinet at some point. Perhaps heading a council on women or something.

Because sometimes when a deadstocked piece of unlicensed My Cousin Vinny merchandise and an drunkass garter snake love each over very much...

Given his career, I thought he’d be better at hedging.

It’s the perfect Trumpian detail that he’s so pissed about the fake leak of a publicly available document that says, right at the top, that it’s a public disclosure form.

Not when Jr. gets his jumpsuit.

it does exist

I would like that as well.

Is there an app or an add on that will block pictures of him and his family? Like what some people do with the kardashians?

The truly amazing thing about this whole campaign (and the 30 years that preceeded it) is how a woman who independent and impartial analysis rates as “somewhat better than the rest of ‘em”, with a 30 year record of public service in which her worst verifiable transgressions are “changed position on various social…

It feels like The Doctor should just pop in the scene to make this assortment of surrealism complete.

Not hard at all. Amy Schumer’s whatever-it-was is lame and stupid. Never said it wasn’t. The worship and deification of Beyoncé on this website is sometimes almost frightening.

I think it’s so fascinating how William looked like his mother growing up and then slowly morphed into his father. He has the most accurate genetics I’ve ever seen.

So, instead of creating original, funny content, you grab another person’s work to generate unoriginal, unfunny content. That irrelevancy sure must burn, Amy.

John Cusack is my original celebrity crush. Y u gotta be so perfect, John?

That was a deeply unsexy sex scene. Him (repeatedly) “can you feel how deep inside you I am baby?” Her (eyeroll) “yes, I can feel you.” He groans dramatically, she’s mute. Then he starts ordering breakfast while he’s still inside her. Then she cries in the shower. Least satisfying revenge sex ever.