She tweeted herself a happy birthday message?? WTF is that?

Brody Jenner and Josie Canseco—over!

She’s probably hoping the stress of the impeachment hastens this. Or maybe I’m just projecting because that’s what I want. 

239 lbs, my ass.

I did the same a couple of weeks ago then told my husband he needed to watch and re-watched with him.

You gotta read the whole thing. The one point that has not been made clear in reports and summations of this thing is how much foreign policy stuff Guliani was doing on behalf of Trump. He’s not a government employee. He’s Trump’s personal attorney.  He’s ALL OVER this thing. It’s not just one or two things.

“One Republican senator told me if it was a secret vote, 30 Republican senators would vote to impeach Trump.”

I’m honestly surprised it has taken this long. McConnell’s a smart guy; I would have thought the realization that Pence would still push his agenda without being nearly so problematic would have occurred long ago.

The summer before my 16th birthday, I took my big, plastic, ugly-as-fuck (this would be 1982) glasses off and refused to put them back on. Told my parents I wanted contacts and would not be wearing glasses again. I’m so blind. I would sit inches from the TV. I’m shocked but it worked!

I just can’t yet. There’s only so much emotion I can give and I’m not ready to spend it yet. Glass of wine, former Gawker sites and my dog eating popcorn I toss him is all I can handle.

No (unless I am also a bad person, which is a real possibility.) My husband came home and said he was gonna watch the debate and I noped right out to a different room. I can still hear it though.

In the 80's, I was in the AF and stationed in what was then West Berlin. We lived on Tempelhof Airport, which was built by the Nazis in the shape of a Reich eagle.

Ok good. I’m glad he’s still alive. I worry about that kid sometimes. 

Oh yes, they all do. The weak chin is strong with the Donald.

She’s the one with the weak chin, Donald.

She’s yuge.

Tiffany Trump, the least complicit and most neglected of the Trump children,

I enjoy the synergy between your username and this comment.

I mean, he’s on SNL. SNL makes people famous.

LOL I just said the same thing.