Yeah, the line (outside, in the heat) for Franklin’s BBQ in Austin is usually around 3 hours long. It’s good BBQ but we here in Central Texas are in the middle of BBQ heaven and there ain’t no way I’m waiting 3 hours for BBQ when there are plenty of great options around.

Treason?

Confirmation that the man has a thumb dick?

Yeah, I know what he looks like. He looks like Taylor Swift. They look like they could be siblings. It’s weird.

Man, that Trump weak-chin gene is so strong.

Oh gosh, thank you! These are great suggestions!

Also as plausible as when Joe Smith got word from God that polygamy was cool, right about the same time as the hot nanny moved in.

I’m going to Toronto in a week for the first time. This article has helped me plan. I’m interested in what you think of their assessment.

And you just know that Republicans will get the vapors over the fact that he said ‘fuck’rather than respond to the actual substance of the answer. 

This is my fave. I love your mom.

Do you know what the origin of this is? Like, why did your family care if you slept with your feet uncovered?

I got more of a Josh Charles vibe from Rasputin.

Get ready for people to lose their shit. 

As a person whose preference in ice cream runs to the-more-stuff-in-it-the better, Blue Bell’s Moo-llinneum Crunch is the best flavor of all time. 

That screenshot of Lagarde’s face does not fully capture her disdain, either. You gotta see the whole thing in action to fully appreciate it.

Lunden...

Yep, same. Didn’t make it 30 seconds before I pressed that button and told them there was no way in hell I was staying in there. I have had a couple more MRIs subsequently and the first thing I tell them is “I will need to be sedated.”

I don’t watch the show but I watched that clip. And, based on that and that alone, she reminds me of someone in my own life who I describe as “A Lot.” So, yeah, insufferable. 

And clearly, support should begin at 6 weeks post-period. Not at birth.