Ok

WTF is that cake? Other than ugly.

It’s been 30ish years since I spoke/listened to Russian regularly so I’m super rusty and have to really concentrate and look up words I don’t know, even when I’m sober.

The text of the tweet just says “Wishing everyone Happy New Year and Christmas holidays.” I listened to her speak and I’m too many glasses of wine in to adequately translate but she said a hell of a lot more than “Let those who are noble and bring justice and goodness ride high in the New Year” FAKE NEWS!

The ratio is perfect in the small ones. Regular sized Reese’s have too much peanut butter and I don’t like the middle.

If that’s the case, she has the most beautiful reptilian skin I’ve ever seen!

Fuuuck. That’s terrible. 

There was a several year period where our CEO handed out the jelly that his kid’s HS marching band sold as a fundraiser to all the employees as our Christmas bonus. So he bought a ton of it, looked like a benevolent king to the band and then dumped it on all of us.

I am going to a white elephant thing on Sunday and thanks to you and Amazon Prime, I now have a gift. Thank you!

I have a similar story. It was the mid-late 80's and I listened to The Smiths and Sonic Youth and dressed all in black and my mother gave me these hand crocheted collars that you put over your sweaters to, I guess, look even girly-er? It wasn’t insulting, per se. Just tone deaf and an expression of what she wished I…

It’s the beady little eyes, the Trump asshole mouth and the lack of a soul.

Also The Office fire drill, which makes me laugh my ass off every time I see it. 

This article seems to indicate that he hasn’t cooperated fully and that is the problem.

And from what I understand, he had a stutter and was bullied as a kid. It’s the kind of backstory that usually helps make a person more sympathetic. 

Ok, my opinion on Ed Sheeran’s music is it’s ok. Not the worst thing I’ve ever heard; some songs are better than ok, some worse than ok. Average = they’re fine.

No, I haven’t. Thanks!

I’m with you here. And how does it even work? I wash my face but never get the mascara off and I always wake up with little mascara flakes around my eyes and I don’t wear nearly the amount of mascara Kim K wears. There’s no way that, if I slept in my makeup, when I woke up I wouldn’t have to remove it and start all…

Held at Riker’s without bail for sitting on the floor.

Here’s one I make all the time that uses smoke paprika. It’s a great weeknight meal.

You’re right. I AM crying.