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When we bought our first house, my MIL would clean when she came to visit. And I LOVED it! A few visits down the road she stopped. I’m guessing someone told her it might be taken the wrong way but I was super bummed. But there’s no really good way to tell your MIL to clean your house when she visits. “Hey Linda, love

I read the Slate article when it came out. I was born in 1966 so was a teenager in the early 1980s. I did not know this history. It is so important.

Yet the suit states that despite the fact that Jane Doe’s doctors told police officers about this law and that shackling her would put her in risk, the officers claimed that they were just following the rules in their department’s Patrol Guide.

I had congestion in my sinus (one side) about 25 years ago that just would not dislodge. Finally, one day, after blowing and blowing, I feel movement. Finally, I passed a snot ball that looked to be the size of my sinus, perfectly rendered, in snot and blood. It was disgusting and fascinating. 

That made me laugh out loud.

I gotta say...I think it helps.

Yes! And he just kind of wadded up his coat.

That’s part of what struck me about they way they were looking at him. He has wanted for soooo long to be accepted as one of them and yet, as President of the United States, they still look down on him. 

I’m the same. His voice makes me immediately angry so I just avoid it. I’m much happier.

Everyone in the row behind them is looking at Trump with utter disdain. It’s not often that I approve of something that Dick Cheney does but the look he gives Trump is pure contempt.

It was 1990/91. Rent was cheap in Austin then. It’s not anymore.

Does it have to be an apartment? Can we expand into rentals? Because we lived in a rental house from hell.

I laugh every time I see him jump on the Christmas tree. Every. Fucking. Time. 

When I was in the USAF, I worked at a facility overseas that also had RAF staff onsite. Every weekday morning, the NAAFI truck would come and we’d order sandwiches, crisps, pastries and the best damned tea I’ve ever tasted. I know we’re making it wrong.

It appears that curing the face-skin does not eliminate the hey-the-zombies-don’t-notice-us aspect of wearing a dead person.

Dead eyes?

Wait. Is that Zac Efron? Or some random dude named Zace Fron because that does not look like Zac Efron, in my understanding of Zac Efron.

Speaking with reporters Tuesday afternoon, the president vaguely vowed to go to “a war zone,” but declined to say which one or when. Promising!

I 100% did not remember that. Thank you.

It makes me wonder, too: Do the Kardashians choose these terrible men because they make good TV or do they all just have horrendous taste in men? Or a little from column A, a little from column B?