When I was a kid growing up in the south, somehow I was obsessed with the Kansas City Royals. More than anything, I wanted to go to Kansas City and Royals stadium. My dad offered my sister and I trips: anywhere we could drive on a long weekend. My sister went to NYC. I went to Florida for Royals spring training. So…

I’m so jealous. With Cruz and Cornyn as my senators, I always feels so freaking unrepresented.

I’m wondering if a better approach would be to have him disbarred but I truly have no idea how one goes about doing that.

Good for her.

Kompromat.

Isn’t that his wife over his shoulder? She looks unhappy/disappointed.

I also think that it’s a timing issue: The reason they’re trying to force it through quickly is so he can start on the SC when the session starts in Oct. To start over would jeopardize this so they think their best bet is to push this through.

They’re also such cowards it is unthinkable to them that someone might actually face their fears and do it anyway.

This point is unbelievable to me. I’m terrified of flying, so much so that my teenaged sons would willingly hold my hand during takeoff because they knew how much it bothered me. On a recent flight, we landed in a terrible thunderstorm and my 17 year old looked over at me, saw my face and immediately stuck one of his…

You know those damn idiots are thinking “I don’t know anything about lady parts.”

When I read ‘an immigration lawyer’, I hoped it was you. (Guess it could be.) Thank you for all your elucidation over the years. I always look for your input on immigration issues. 

I lost my sense of taste earlier this year for a couple of months. As far as I can tell, it was due to a dental treatment that occurred the day my taste fled. Later that evening, we were eating pizza and I kept saying “God, this pizza is so bland.” and my family was looking at me like I was nuts.

Hey! What’s the matter here?

Renee Zellweger. She seems like a nice enough person. Can’t fucking stand her.

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We live in a neighborhood that has existed for 30 years but has plenty of green space throughout and is surrounded by ranch land. There have been coyotes here as long as the neighborhood has existed (and before, obviously). But every year, we get some nervous nelly on the neighborhood board: COYOTE SPOTTED!!1!1!

They already made this movie:

Not barbequeS, barbeque.

I hope the Secret Service changes his nickname to ‘champignon’. They can tell him it means champion. He won’t know the difference. 

This makes me think wearers of this shirt are in a camp that believe tacos are an American delicacy.