I appreciate your doing so. It made my morning! 

I hate that feeling so much that the first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth. Not pee. Not put in my contacts. I blindly stand there, seeing nothing, brushing my teeth.

Yeah, I read the title and thought: 1) open it 2) drink some.

I haven’t watched in years but all my money is on Pepper (if he’s still on the show).

Sarah deserves a much better makeup artist.

Man, I kinda hate to pick on a kid but that ponytail is not doing her six-head any favors.

“I moved on her like a bitch.”

These people didn’t die in the actual storm. These people died because of lack of electricity, lack of food, lack of meds, lack of clean water. In other words, they died because of the response (or lack thereof).

No. 

Came here for this.

This is adjacent to one of my big pet peeves: Dudes who say “We’re pregnant!” Because, show me your uterus, my man, because I’m pretty sure only your wife is actually pregnant.

Twitter people have decided its DNI Coats. 

I’m assuming it’s the child of AnotherSplitAtom.

Oh lord. That sounds awful. I’m fully on Team No-bow just by looking at that kid. 

Dammit, you made me google Jojo Siwa. 

“Cannibal Witch”

My favorite argument is when people scream “$15/hour for flipping burgers?? I’m a plumber/EMS/insert another more skilled job here and I don’t make that much.” without following it to the logical conclusion that they ALSO deserve to be making more.

When I worked in a SCIF in the AF, our bags were searched entering and leaving. And this was pre-smart phone. Do they no longer do that? 

So, you joined AARP when you started getting the envelopes? Because I swore at them and then threw them away. Do you feel like you get anything out of it? Used the discounts, etc?

Interesting. Where I am the FD responds along with EMS but not the police.