I have believed I was 5' 4" for years but recently was measured and I’m 5' 3" and I feel like my whole identity has shifted from average to short. 

I did not know that. Thank you! I’ll check it out.

So having Andy Cohen come out to Freakshow was a commentary on Bravo’s programming, right? RIGHT? I feel like this might have been shade. I miss Kara.

Nobody detassled corn? My parents moved us to Indiana the year I graduated high school and that was pretty much the only job available for kids in the summer so that’s what I did. Dawn to dusk. I had moved from a pretty nice suburban area where I had worked in a movie theater with a bunch of my friends to rural-ish…

Schlitterbahn started in Texas; it’s where it’s based. I’ve been to the original one in New Braunfels more times than I can count.

I’m assuming ‘retard’ or ‘retarded’. There’s a campaign in schools called “Erase the R word” so that’s what my assumption is based on.

Preach! You’ll never convince me that’s not her kid. 

There should be solar panels on every house in the southern tier of the US, from ocean to ocean, to provide power for AC units. 

The party of personal responsibility never, ever takes responsibility.

I guess she didn’t stay the same.

A source said: “Thomas is heartbroken. He is at a complete loss as to why he has been excluded.”

The people he does recognize are people I don’t, so, mainly reality TV people. I recognize their names from reading stuff but generally have no idea about their faces. 

It’s something I’ve become more aware of in the last couple of years: Some people cannot conceive of any other motive than those they have. Most often, they tend to be people with bad motives who ascribe bad motives to everyone else.

Only those of us getting the sweet Soros money got the evite.

She’s actually opening herself up to all kinds of vitriol and I would imagine she knows that. I consider this to be a brave act. 

These are very good. If you don’t currently write romance novels, I suggest you consider it.

I’d like to think that the name she misspelled was “Kim”.

I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt. Do you remember that pic of Obama a few years ago where it looked like he was checking out some woman’s ass as she climbed the stairs? When you saw the actual video, he was just moving his head and the capture made it look like he was staring at this woman’s butt when in…

The past 2-3 days have knocked the wind out of me.