Jews “are Satanic as they all descend from Satan.”

I’m exactly the same!

I told the judge that I obviously my client was not able to understand the nature of the proceedings. The IJ disagreed and went forward.

Thank you!

This is going to be so confusing for them.

Has anyone tried those tofu noodles Tituss recommends? Because they sound right up my alley (GF, low carb) but I don’t know if I want to commit to a 10 bag purchase on the word of one person, even one as wonderful as Tituss. Because, goddamn, zoodles are shit and are NOT pasta.

He’s a helluva good artist, too. Man of many, many talents.

I’ve never seen this before. Thank you.

Whiskeyprayer got it right. It’s South by Southwest but about a decade ago people started shortening it to just South-by, dropping the Southwest portion of the title. For some reason it’s one of those stupid little things that gets under my skin. 

You get me.

I once passed Ron Perlman in the Austin airport prior to SXSW (pronounced South by Southwest, not “South-by”; get off of my lawn!)

I’ve heard nothing but good things about Chrissy Teigen’s first cookbook.

What does it mean? It means that the rich children and grandchildren of rich and powerful people hang out together. The less rich, less powerful people’s kids/grandkids are not welcome. Has zero to do with politics.

He’s the G7's Jim from The Office

How much do you want to bet that Trump’s bitchy tweets about Trudeau have less to do with the trade deal and more to do with this picture?

Trudeau in the middle looking sharp as hell, Trump off to the side looking schlubby. Button your jacket, man.

“A wedding cake is inherently religious”

“I should be the poster child for the #MeToo movement.”

This is perfect.

There is no taxpayer funding of abortion, idiot! Fuckety Fuck Fuck!