I used to think Daryl’s greasy hair was a character choice but I’m beginning to wonder if it’s a Norman choice.

I wondered about this as well. It’s so random and weird. And not that it matters at all, but Valerie Jarrett is an attractive middle aged woman.

I think I speak for all of us when I say “Do tell.”

That’s Kreacher, house elf to the Black family.

Yes, I was going to suggest making them as well. So simple but when you serve them to people they think you are a badass cook.

“because his ex-wife had insulted him in front of his daughter and told his daughter that he had done nothing with his life.” He decided to concoct the ICE story “to show everyone that he was ‘somebody’ and had done something with his life,” he said, according to court records.

...a gazillion cameras broadcasting live, but somehow they never catch any of the cyclists pulled over and taking a whizz.

Do you read the Fug Girls? All I know about Maxima comes from them and they are generally so delighted by her that I am as well by osmosis. Also, mentally I call them Max and Wax because of said Fug Girls.

Thanks for the update!

Have fun and give us updates!

Gender is an amalgamation of several elements: chromosomes (those X’s and Y’s), anatomy (internal sex organs and external genitals), hormones (relative levels of testosterone and estrogen), psychology (self-defined gender identity), and culture (socially defined gender behaviors). And sometimes people who are born…

I wonder what percentage of people crossing the border belong to MS-13? Even 1% seems too high to me.

“I pay for their welfare.”

I was stationed in W. Berlin when the wall was still up. Best assignment ever. Loved every minute of it.

Which is exactly why I joined the Air Force.

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Yes, they came back for the dildo and then proceeded to repeat this several times around the neighborhood, which apparently caused great distress to some people. I guess nobody looked outside and said “Free dildo!” and took it inside.

then two posts later it’s all “remember when we could roam the neighborhood as kids and it was safe and we played silly pranks. without at ALL seeing the irony that they are the ones now making shit unsafe!

Google Michael Schur and look at the images. Crazy, right?

That’s basically how I use it. But a few years back, some kids were din-dong-ditching around 9pm and leaving a dildo on the doorstep. They got us. I laughed and laughed. The next day, however, there was this entire thread on Next Door about it that included posts about how if someone was ringing their doorbell at that…