Feign enthusiasm and gleefully state that you were just taking a picture of his awesome sticker. Ask where he got it. Crisis averted.

You all have faces made for the internet.

FC Dreadfort?

Isn't PF Changs a little high - end for cheapskate Mark?

Mike North's been doing sports radio for decades. You might ask how low the bar was when The Score started up and the station manager gave his favorite hot dog slinger a job.

Sort of, but deliberately racist and sexist, rather than autistic.

I'm pretty sure Mike North is a Donald Trump sorta guy.

You’re just now figuring out that Mike North is the King of Bad Takes?

Brian Williams AKA Bison Dele

oh. shit. Kevin Duckworth is dead. Almost 8 years ago.

Toni Kukoc,

you are very, very wrong. Billy Beane would grow a big rubbery one at the sight of this guy.

except baby fred savage keeps popping up. his whiny voice is a mood killer

actually, MLB would change the rules to get Mr. 1.000 OBP out of the game. This scenario isn't much different than having a midget on the team.

Sorry to tell you this, but that's all I needed. I took care of myself during that finger sucking. so hot.

Nah, Top Gun.

She banged me during fight club, then we finished watching.

you could cut the trees down.

so, success!

opossums are nasty little assholes.