Yeah, maaan! It’s these PIGS in Hollywood that MADE everyone violent!

Dude literally says he doesn’t want to let Tarantino off the hook, and that he could have handled this better... did you comprehend what you read?

That’s a pretty involved exchange to have while you’re watching the fucking movie.

Oh I thought you meant Nirvanna The Band until the bit at the end.

Every time these guys put out an album I hear a few tracks and think “Eh”... then they place high on the year end lists of people I trust, so I revisit them and I think “Ehhh”... but I really dig this track.

Oh, I just said your name right now and it sounded like I called you Mr. Ugly!

I assure you it won’t happen again, it’s just a matter of separating the Rs:

Mr. Rug! Mr. Rug! Mr. Rug—

Woof.

...Noony?

Well said.

I seem to be in the minority in that I dug ‘Pedestrian at Best’ but didn’t enjoy her first album enough to give it a second listen. With new Malkmus+Jicks and Parquet Courts dropping on the same day I almost shrugged off listening to “Tell Me...” all together, but I figured I should at least give the first…

“The Life Aquatic’s opener sets the tone by inking the credits into the worn books being paged through.”

Pacific Daydream was a chore to listen to, each track making me wonder about a minute in whether I should just skip to the next one. In other words, a post-Maladroit Weezer album.

Colors is a grower, with more than half of the tracks leaving their hooks in me on first listen with the rest revealing themselves over the…

But are you a proud Capricorn...?

Well that was excruciating…

Smooth move, Ferguson

"Paul L'Astname. I'm Jenna's boyfriend."
"Oh, I've heard a lot about you, Paul."
"Well, it's all true… I'm a native of Houston and I love to cook healthy."
"…and the female impersonator stuff?"
"Oh, sure. Of course."

Spread is terrible… it already got its due right here: http://www.stereogum.com/17…