Who could ask for more?

I agree......I’m willing to bet the average person saw the Super Bowl performance and thought “Michael Jackson tribute/cool dancing/oh it’s her new song/Bruno Mars!/Coldplay meh.”

It was shocking that Chewbacca was Fett in a Wookie costume!

But now you’ll never know about Jabba the Hutt’s resurrection as a cyborg until you see the film.

No, no, no. They T.A.H.I.T.I. the dog he shot and let it rip Ward apart while they watch and say “Good doggie! What a good boy!” Then they set him on fire.

Carwart is better than Stewgile imho.

This article is dumb as hell. Have you ever heard of Anna Wintour? Angelica Huston? No? Well, here are my bangs. Look how sad and childish I am!

I wonder if Peyton ever considered bangs.

trump WILL take care of women! We all get an elegant cubic zirconia tennis bracelet and a marble toilet seat on inauguration day. :D

It’s right below her nose.

This is the first time I’ve felt disappointed in a winner

He grinned at me, lifted his kilt and without even hesitating, flopped his sad, exposed wiener onto our stainless steel counter top.

Breadstix R Us

I would have thought they masturbated with gravy to guns

That's the skull of the last bitch that tried to be pretender to the throne.

I always describe it as "delicious, delicious meat butter."

Duck butter. :)

I'm trying to imagine the bringing mr.steak 3 god damn filets. No one needs that much beef to start with, his colon must be like one of those oversized 3 wick candles and his farts must sound like moos.

I totally read that as " he gets so much shit for giraffes..." and got an unexpected tingle.

Aha. My friend works ion New Zealand right now, goes out drinking and sends me (being in Germnany at the moment) a text saying: I'm a little drunk right now, but I swear there is this guy across the bar who looks JUST LIKE Karl Urban. Any chance he's a KIWI?“