Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

I’m all for equal pay and all, but damn, that is one HUGE leap in logic you got there, and then you based this entire article on it.

As someone who works for DoD...it will be unmanned and way more lame.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.