Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

I came in here to shit on whatever song was picked, but Africa...yeah, that sorta makes sense.

I’m all for equal pay and all, but damn, that is one HUGE leap in logic you got there, and then you based this entire article on it.

As someone who works for DoD...it will be unmanned and way more lame.

Fail English me did? That unpossible!

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.