Only if you’re a politician or candidate.  Go run for a school board seat or something.

Sebastian the Crab will be amazing alright.

So, just a quick irrelevant question.

That’s with the Android 12 Update.  Right now, all we get is repeat all.

Essential Phone Shuffle. Now dial/text someone randomly.  It’s part of the feature.

Won’t learn, but more importantly...

Slightly worse than fetching ginormous balls of ice from space to dunk in the ocean every now and then.

Meh, with a Google/Chrome/Android, I get that pretty much on any machine? Mostly I just dig the messages in my Chrome browser so..

Answer? It doesn’t.  At least this administration.

The Perfect Sharpie Loop!  The Perfectest one!

Actually, there exists a Chrome Extension that does just that:

For 2020 I predict Taupe Mode, where we replicate the look of old books. Really mustardy light background with dark brown texts of ye old times roman fonts FTW.

You also sound like a very fun person to talk to at parties.

I’m hoping that the word Sackler can be turned into an derogatory word of some type like santorum. Like, these mother sackler are worse than mother kochers in ruining peoples lives while enriching themselves.

BECAUSE! REASONS!!1

BECAUSE! REASONS!!1

You should care about 5G if you intend on using your phone for longer than a year or two.... Wait, that’s right, the battery ain’t going to last that long anyways.

At the FABULOUS MAR A LAGO WHITE HOUSE FLORIDA WORLD CLASS GOLF COURSE.

Actually, I’m surprised that this guy hasn’t burned the house down, shocked/electrocuted someone/something, and/or other gazillions of things that could go wrong because of his crappy wiring job.

Yea, isn’t called “Batman and Robin?”

He’s like Trump Jr.  Or the Jr. that Trump wishes he had.  So of course we ain’t gonna remove him.