Windows 7/8/10 Phone and its accompanying music app is a spiritual successor/sequel to the Zune Music App, for all intents and purposes.

Anyone try iOS9 with iPad2? I think I know the answer is a bucket of tears and sadness and loathing in a compact coffee mug. But I am curious.

Futurama was way ahead of these jokers:

Stay Classy Frisco. Stay Classy.

But not a full powered OS. A keyboard on a tablet with a bigger screen and an OS designed for telephone does not make for a full laptop.

She’s really enjoying her Oculus Rift, ain’t she?

Heathen.

I see your slackliners and raise you Korean Tightrope Walkers, with centuries of history and tradition. And music. CENTURIES!

WINRAR!!1

Welp, we as a country, is boned.

Not to me, but a friend. A small, very light impact in the pocket with his keys apparently resulted in shattered lens for the rear camera. Figure that one out.

It’s not even on the level of Surface RT... Well.. wait... That’d be insulting the RT. I think.

Not even a rifle of a triple of a truffle. Not even a tuffle.

I like using matte screen protector on those devices for that reason. It just feels dang weird scribbling on a glass surface... Also paranoid as heck that I may scratch the surface to boot.

There’s flavoring. Just not Truffle Fries flavoring. Not even a ruffle of a truffle.

Because Ma Bell said so!

DAMN STRAIGHT!!1

By the by, the real hardcore gamer used Gravis Ultrasound, for that MODRIFFIC Wavetable music awesome powers!!1

Except that ain’t a Gravis Gamepad. This was the PRO edition:

Know how I know this was a hardcore gamer station? This control center right here. That was a mark that you’re taking your PCGaming dead seriously!