Obvious, your emergency DIY backpack made of pants.

More like 35... Close enough

From a dentist friend of mine:

If the price is right, of course it is!

If you're in need of Alkalines, then the 99 cent stores should have 4 packs of Panasonic Plus Alkalines in AA or AAA for... $1 plus your local sales tax. That's good enough and cheap enough in most cases.

You want Gawker, not lifehacker. Gawker's down the hall, the last door on your left.

Tomorrow, when I wake up around 9AM...

And what do you do with those laptops that necessitates such replacement cycles? Mine bitcoins?

Actually, as far as WiFi (internal goes), if you have access to a mini-PCIe slot, then you should be able to insert a new card and route an antenna wire along the chassis to make it work. At least, with my laptop, I was able to pop out the WiFi card and replace it with an all-in-one (WiFi + Bluetooth)

Though YMMV, Staples will generally (nowadays) price match items sold and shipped by Amazon.com (not Marketplace). So, if you want instant gratification, there you go.

Toshiba Q Series 512GB SSD | $300

Loose leaf tea or GTFO.

You forgot the Oolongs/Gunpowder (well depending on how classify them as Green or Black, I kinda put them in between) and Puerh teas, which generally falls between Greens and Darjeelings.

Loose leaf teas deserve all the room they can float around in to get all of the tea flavonid goodness into my cuppa. Nothing better than a french press if you don't have a good teapot setup.

Win+D for the obvious

Because, in certain parts of the universe, nork is the second most offensive word one could ever utter.

It is now. Ze who is worthy will be saved. By Ze.

I bet they make cukoos look like bunch of sisses.

We're sort of used to that.

Them's the break, I suppose.