My point was, her ideas are no more insane then what is peddled in thousands of churches on a daily basis.

My last game of little league I hit a dinger (my first ever, I had no idea it was even gone until I got to second and the second baseman is giving me that “why are you running” face. I just knew I got solid metal on it). My coach says I can play any position I want, so I figured I’d go in and throw an inning.

Think of all those years he spent not straining his arm, though!

Real talk, this is actually incredible. Ok, it’s really hard to hit a pitched baseball. But this is the bare-minimum for pro hitters, so it’s like second nature to them. We see this every time a shitty pitcher (starter or reliever; definitely reliever) gets lit up: there’s nothing but punishment for those who can…

How about I like his policies better than Bernie or Warrens, and also because unlike the two of them he’s not ashamed to identify with and register with the party that I identify with and have all my life, and also because he’s committed to preserving and building upon Obama’s legacy as president which is top-of-frame…

What did I say about having this gaping asshole on my screen this early in the morning?

“I have known Emperor Palpatine for many years, and while I supported and helped fund his efforts to construct a Death Star, I did not support his decision to blow up Alderaan”

I kind of wish we had US airports that are a little more fancy. London, Singapore, Hong Kong, Shanghai, so much better.

So according to the GOP... science is a hoax, the Russia investigation is a hoax, the KKK is a hoax, and God is real. You know what I’m starting to think the real hoax is?

Joe Biden isn’t going to be the nominee. But he could be. If that’s a troubling thought for you—or if you’re troubled by the thought that any of the other candidates might be the nominee, get past it now. The primary season is about the candidate we select to win the next election and carry the mantle into the next…

OMG FFS bringing up that the Democrats were the confederate party back then is so stupid BECAUSE YOU REPUBLICANS ARE THE CONFEDERATE PARTY NOW!

“He has been pretty clear that he doesnt want the U.S. involved in any more ME wars.”

Yeah, it’s pretty clear that it’s the shitty neocons in his cabinet who want war rather than Trump himself.

I think he’s much more likely to go to war (or try to) with one of our allies. 

You can’t build tacky hotels in a warzone, so it’s not entirely surprising.

He’s either a troll, or suffering from dementia himself.

Then that makes you a dumb cunt.

Zero chance the Senate would convict him, and then he can say “I fought a witch hunt of impeachment and won..”.

Warren lacks that key factor among the voting public: electability

It helps if you recognize your own fallibility and limitations, which allows you to among other things, purchase goods and services without applying your personal purity test.