The #dogsinbowties on Instagram features a ton of my Fusilli looking like this.

Her name is Dita. She’ll be your mistress tonight. (Not sure why kinja insists on uploading this sideways) #shrug

Rex and Fiona graduating obedience school. Rex is very proud because he graduated twice

They can’t make a C class start at $50,000. They just wouldn’t sell many cars that way.

Schrödinger’s NFL team.

The younger Watt’s electrifying play is not really all that shocking.

“with just enough power to get them moving but not enough that you’re not screaming in terror on a highway onramp”

What I’d like to see (and won’t of course) is, of the $24 million spent by the taxpayers, how much went into his pocket as the owner of Mar-a-Lago. Quite the gig.

I want to know the old dude who drives that, because it’s a Lincoln in Florida so the owner has to be pushing 80.

My car has dynamic weight distribution.